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Irreverent, kid-flinging, church-going, mohawk-slicing, wee-hour-reading, bento-stuffing, suburb-hating, grease car-driving, duct-tape-waxing problem solver.
Biography
About the Author:
Miss Suzy is a borderline recluse, bent on growing her hair to her waist before she gets old enough to actually look like a witch. She has five children. She has not published anything except poetry, and we all know how pointless that is. As such, she has no professional credentials.
Awards include:
First Place -- Witlin Bar Mitzvah Dance-Off, 2004.
Runner Up -- Busiest Mom in America contest, 2007-2008, put on by the Bemis Manufacturing Company -- Worlds Leading Toilet Seat Manufacturer. She won three self-cleaning toilets, for which she is still waiting.
Interests
Likes: superior pieces of writing, good light, good colors, good music, things that are quiet, Dislikes: mean people, Hobbies: writing, reading, working out, raising good kids, growing plants and hair
